This is a bit about golf swings and how many unique types of ball flights are generated from a classic golf swing. I may have written about this last year but I think it’s worth repeating – for my practicing’s sake.
But first, a little bit about that title? – Yes, I was one of those music fans who contemplated the notion that John Lennon may have taken out, offed, rubbed out (call it what you want) Paul McCartney back in the day (for those of you too young to remember the Beatles craze, there is lore concerning the White Album’s song that repeats the phrase ‘Number 9’ for like 100 hundred times and ends with a muffled voice that sounds like John Lennon saying ‘I buried Paul’ or ‘I murdered Paul’ in slow motion – it was a street myth that went on for years) and that the living bass player is an impostor. Takes you back to those brilliant 70s radio daze when DJs would do anything to keep their listeners tuned in and once in a while blessed us with a full weekend of nothing but Beatles day in day out. Not so much these days when Silicon Valley innovations have practically mummified “by-appointment radio music listening” habits by supplying music subscription services for our mobile phones like Pandora, Soundcloud, Spotify and Itunes.
But I thought of that song title when researching the golf swing and what the basic patterns for golf ball flight are. So when I stumbled on this seemingly common data point regarding the 9 fundamental swing paths for a golf ball, I figured why not tie in my crazy brain-connect-the-dots machine to come up with a catchy title.
But it’s true. About the 9 fundamental flights that is. After getting over the fact that shanks and wicked hooks don’t count, I’ve come to realize there are only 9 true ball paths. And, more importantly, as I getting better at actually striking the golf ball, I’ve also come to realize it’s important to try and effect one of these paths while practicing and aiming for a precise target on the driving range – versus just wailing away and feeling great that I didn’t clock the guy standing just 10 feet to my right with an errant knuckle sidewinder – and there’ve literally been times when I was truly afraid that might could happen, much earlier in my practice days but nonetheless still haunting my brain cells every now and again.
So – if you weren’t aware there are 9 fundamental golf ball flight paths that should be part of any proficient ball strikers repertoire – the execution of which would prove one’s mastery at effectively controlling the golf swing.
The 9 swing paths are
- Pull Hook
- Pull Slice
- Push Hook
- Push Slice
This website explains the ‘who-and-a-what-now?’ details http://www.tutelman.com/golf/ballflight/ballflight.php
By the way – a fade and a draw are the most minor deviations from a straight correct ball flight that lie within the first off-axis flight types – the hook and the slice.
I like to think of these ball flight paths as being analogous to the various travel paths of a tennis ball and their associated spin: such as cross-court top spin, straight center flat, under-spin cross court, down the line etc. Another analog might be the various ball placements for a pitcher as he tries to place the pitch down the middle, inside right, outside left, high/low, etc. There are only so many fundamental ball paths that need to be mastered and executed – after which you’re in outlander territory including beaning the batter, throwing fouls, or spinning up dirt.
There are other golf ball paths or variations like a ‘cut’ or even a ‘chardonnay fade’ (I heard that one on the Golf Channel) and so on – but it’s the little tidbits like this that make me always say “who knew?” As an amateur, this stuff just doesn’t come up while talking on the range or flipping thru mags.
This game of golf, no matter how accessible the USGA and the PGA and other organizations are trying to make it, is full of fundamentals that are so numerous, I consistently find myself saying “who knew?” Learning it is definitely not for the faint of heart. And I haven’t even begun to read up on the rules of golf. I mean, for realz – this is not a sport for someone who just wants a few pointers and then they’re off. It is complicated, complex, befuddling, mathematical, precise, and filled with painstaking minutia. Look at how changing the grass to fescue in the US Open befuddled some of the world’s top players. What sport do you know of – other than maybe tennis – that can change the actual playing surface type on you, not to mention the entire set-up from one tournament to the next? Chambers Bay was the trifecta on that score – actually changing par on some holes from day-to-day. What the? They actually changed par for the holes 1 and 18! A baseball field is always the same (sure there are some minor deviations but they mostly affect things like hitting a home run). A basketball court is always the same and all tennis courts have the same dimensions even if some games are played on grass or clay. But not golf. No siree. The depth of knowledge and ability to adapt required to execute, understand and excel at the game is substantial. And that’s before you get into the inner psyche-ego-id challenges one needs to be aware of and overcome in order to maintain some level of decorum and consistency while executing said swing.
So what is one to do? Keep on learning I guess while reminding oneself that golf isn’t a destination – it’s a journey – like life, love and dare I say, enjoying music – a journey in search of a holy grail, I guess, but a journey nonetheless that mandates a desire for continuous seeking and discovery. I’m not giving up. But I think I’m gonna create a new music listening station on my Pandora titled No.9 and I’ll playing it the next time I’m looking for my golf ball in the trees somewhere well off the fairway. I wonder if any of the fab four were ever smitten by the siren song of mother earth meeting time out of mind?